Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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