Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.