Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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In the Sahara Desert.
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He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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