Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.