Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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