Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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