Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.