Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.