Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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