Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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