Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.