Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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