Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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