All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.