All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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