All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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