All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.