Joke #8581

All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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