All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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