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All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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