All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.