Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.