Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.