Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.