Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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