Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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