Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!