Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage