Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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