Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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All was good.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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