Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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