Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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