Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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