The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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