The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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