The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.