The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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