The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.