The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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