The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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