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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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