The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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