The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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