The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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