Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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