Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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