Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.