Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions