Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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