Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.