Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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