Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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