Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.