Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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