Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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