Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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