Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.