Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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