Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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