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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
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