Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.