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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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