Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris froze hell.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.