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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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