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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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