Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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