Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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