Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.