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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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