Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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And wins.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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