Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.