Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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