Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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