Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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