Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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