Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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