Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.