Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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