Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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