Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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