Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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