Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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