Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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