Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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