Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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It failed miserably.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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