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How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
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Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
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What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. So if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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