Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.