Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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There can be only one.
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A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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