Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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