Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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