Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic