Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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