Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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