Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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