Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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