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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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