Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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