Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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