Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.