Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...