Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.