Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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