Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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