Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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