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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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