Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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