Joke #11086

Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Vote:
has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Vote:
has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Vote:
has 83.90 % from 554 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Vote:
has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Vote:
has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Vote:
has 79.90 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Vote:
has 79.99 % from 643 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris