Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.