Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.