Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.