Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.