Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.