Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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