Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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