Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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