Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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