Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."