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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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