Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.