Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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