Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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