Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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