Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.