Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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