Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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