Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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