Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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