Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.