Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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