Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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