Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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