Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.