Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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