Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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