Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.