Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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