Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.