Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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