Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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