Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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