Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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