Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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