Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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