Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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