Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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