Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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