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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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