Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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