Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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