Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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