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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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