Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''