Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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