Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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