Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.