Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.