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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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