Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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