Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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His foot.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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