Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.