Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.