Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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