Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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