Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!" Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy. After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The priest was holding steady in the pulpit. The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.