Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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