Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.