Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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