Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.