Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.