Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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