Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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