Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.