Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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They speak for themselves.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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