If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.