If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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