If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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