If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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