If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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