If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.