If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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