If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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