Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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