Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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