Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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