Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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