Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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At the same time in every sentence.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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