Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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