Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.