Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.