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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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