Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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