Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.