Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.