Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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