Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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