Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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