Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.