Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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