Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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