Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Nobody would survive anyway.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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