Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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