Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.