Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.