Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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