Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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