Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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