Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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