Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.