Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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