The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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