The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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