The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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