The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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