The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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