The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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