The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.