The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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