The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!