The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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