The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!