The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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