Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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