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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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