Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.