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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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