Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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