Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.