Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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