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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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