Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."