Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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