Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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