Joke #9924

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
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A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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