What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
A nerd herd.
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Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts!
A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't move. "Yes, your dog is dead," says the doctor.
"How much do I owe you?" the lady asks.
"$345," says the doctor.
"$345!!?" the lady asks.
"Yes. $45 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
A: Charged With Battery.
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
She was pasteurized.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah.
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit.
They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature.
The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know."
So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle.
She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car.
Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved.
Then dissapered over it.
The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?"
His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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