What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
What would you do if your were in a large room, all sealed up, no windows, the door was locked, and there were 5 hungry tigers, 32 vultures, 17 spitting cobras, 213 tarantulas, 1 laywer, and you had a gun with only two bullets? Shoot the lawyer twice.
How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
Q: why did the cow cross the road? A: So he could pass the milkyway.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.