What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
How do you know when a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.