Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.