Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.