Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.