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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, stupid, Yo mama
A mother found out she was pregnant and told the good news to anyone who would listen. One day when mother and son were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby. ‘Yes!’ the four-year-old said. ‘And I know what we are going to name it, too. If it's a girl we're going to call her Mary, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!'
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: kids
Did you hear about the baby who swallowed a pin? It was OK. It was a safety pin.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What bounces and makes kids cry? A: My donation cheque to Children in Need.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: kids, life
Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: kids, weed
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids
When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, kids
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
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