Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!