Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier? A: You can count on me.
When I was born, everyone was so happy. Even the doctor said, ‘I think it’s a baby.’
Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.