Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual.
She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breath!!!!
Q: In which room we cannot live?
A: Mushroom.
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis.
He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car".
The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening.
He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room.
"OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar?
A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.