Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
A mother found out she was pregnant and told the good news to anyone who would listen.
One day when mother and son were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.
‘Yes!’ the four-year-old said.
‘And I know what we are going to name it, too.
If it's a girl we're going to call her Mary, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!'
Did you hear about the baby who swallowed a pin?
It was OK.
It was a safety pin.
Q: What bounces and makes kids cry?
A: My donation cheque to Children in Need.
Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!!
Drew: Yes, it's really strange.
I've got another pair just like that at home.
Q: How did the sand get wet?
A: The sea weed!
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Vote:
What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breath!!!!