The best kids jokes

Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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has 41.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
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has 40.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, kids, sex
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
When I was born, everyone was so happy. Even the doctor said, ‘I think it’s a baby.’
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: kids
Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
Did you hear about the baby who swallowed a pin? It was OK. It was a safety pin.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
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