The best kids jokes

Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: In which room we cannot live? A: Mushroom.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
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has 41.67 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, kids, sex
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, kids, travel
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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has 40.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: cop, kids
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