The best kids jokes

Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier? A: You can count on me.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: baby, hospital, kids
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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has 41.39 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
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has 41.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, kids, sex
What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: cat, kids, kitty, money
When I was born, everyone was so happy. Even the doctor said, ‘I think it’s a baby.’
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: kids
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