The best kids jokes

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, lawyer
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, hospital, kids
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
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has 41.44 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, kids, sex
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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has 41.00 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
A son and the dad are walking around on the streets. The dad stops the son and says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to go blind." The son says, "Dad! I'm over here!"
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, life, masturbation
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