The best kids jokes

Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: kids, weed
"Johny, what is the difference between being sober and being drunken?" Johny: "When I was drunk I didn't need to buy a ticket to the carousel." "Ok, and when you were sober and wanted to go to the carousel what has happened then?" "The carousel man needed to center the whole carousel, of course. The left half of the carousel was for me and the right one for all the small children."
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: drunk, kids, little Johnny
What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids
When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, kids
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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has 40.56 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: car, dad, driving, kids
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