The best knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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has 64.21 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, knock-knock
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 64.13 % from 603 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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has 64.11 % from 368 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, knock-knock
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
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has 64.07 % from 535 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock
Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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has 63.86 % from 552 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
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has 63.81 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life, memory
Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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has 63.58 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...
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has 63.52 % from 469 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, knock-knock, vulgar
Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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has 63.49 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
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