Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Joke has 65.11 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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Knock, Knock
Who is there?
A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.
What do you want?
Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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