The best knock-knock jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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has 64.42 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, knock-knock
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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has 64.02 % from 370 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, knock-knock
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
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has 64.01 % from 537 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 63.91 % from 605 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
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has 63.83 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life, memory
Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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has 63.62 % from 554 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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has 63.58 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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has 63.49 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...
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has 63.45 % from 471 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, knock-knock, vulgar
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