The best knock-knock jokes

Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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has 65.68 % from 339 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, knock-knock
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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has 64.81 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, knock-knock
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 64.62 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 64.17 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
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has 63.32 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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has 62.48 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: food, knock-knock
Knock Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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has 62.41 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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has 62.35 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, I knock.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!
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has 61.68 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
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