The best knock-knock jokes

Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
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has 64.82 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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has 64.39 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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has 64.13 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: food, knock-knock
Knock Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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has 63.09 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Knock-knock Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? You.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, vulgar
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
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has 62.85 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock
Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!
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has 62.74 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, I knock.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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has 62.13 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 61.13 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
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