Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
Knock, Knock! Who's there? D umbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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