Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
Knock, Knock
Who is there?
A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.
What do you want?
Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!