The best knock-knock jokes

Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 65.61 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
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has 65.58 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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has 65.41 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: food, knock-knock
Knock knock. Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, knock-knock
Knock Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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has 64.05 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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has 63.23 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
One day a man heard knocking at his door. He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling. The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could. Three years later he heard knocking at the door again. He opened the door to see the snail. The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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has 61.69 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
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has 61.67 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock
Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
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has 61.00 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
Knock, Knock! Who's there? D umbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
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