The best jokes about life

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science, time
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 41.44 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, life
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 40.29 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Are you free on Sunday? The director asks his secretary. Yes, sir. Then, please, use this day to rest a bit, so you won’t be late at work on Monday.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, time
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, Thanksgiving
How do you caculate the population of Russia? You roll a bottle of vodka down the street.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, life
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, family, life
I know a lady who blew her man's jimmy off because he wanted to be down with O.P.P. Now he down with No P.P.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life
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