The best jokes about life

Jesus walks into a hotel, rings the bell, and waits for the receptionist to come out. He looks her dead in the eye, slams three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: god, life
Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don’t complain about the draught.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
Are you free on Sunday? The director asks his secretary. Yes, sir. Then, please, use this day to rest a bit, so you won’t be late at work on Monday.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life
A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight. "I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?" "Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off your clothes." The man strips down. The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head. "But doctor -- now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!" "True," replies the doctor, "and you should see what you have for a collar and tie."
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Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: life, Yo mama
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, life, women
I know a lady who blew her man's jimmy off because he wanted to be down with O.P.P. Now he down with No P.P.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life
Q:Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm the school bell. A: Take These tablets and if they don't work give me a ring in the morning.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life, school, work
The Dove Bar's like an 80-pound wad of chocolate on a toothpick. If you're not careful when you take it out of the package, you'll snap your wrists.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, life
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