The best jokes about life

Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
How do you caculate the population of Russia? You roll a bottle of vodka down the street.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, life
Jesus walks into a hotel, rings the bell, and waits for the receptionist to come out. He looks her dead in the eye, slams three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: god, life
Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don’t complain about the draught.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
Are you free on Sunday? The director asks his secretary. Yes, sir. Then, please, use this day to rest a bit, so you won’t be late at work on Monday.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life
A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight. "I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?" "Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off your clothes." The man strips down. The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head. "But doctor -- now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!" "True," replies the doctor, "and you should see what you have for a collar and tie."
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life
One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 40.90 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, life
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: life, Yo mama
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