The best marriage jokes

I had two women in my bed the other day. I got home from work and discovered my wife is having a lesbian affair.
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Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
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Priest to woman: ‘I don’t think you’ll ever find another man like your late husband.’ Woman: ‘Who’s going to look?’
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Since I got married I haven’t looked at another woman. My wife put me off them.
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Wife to husband: ‘I need a new dress.’ Husband: ‘What’s wrong with the dress you’ve got?’ Wife: ‘It’s too long and the veil keeps getting in my eyes.’
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.”
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He was in a position to marry anyone he pleased. Unfortunately he didn’t please anyone.
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The old couple next door are having a ‘Football Romance’, each is waiting for the other to kick off so they can get some action.
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Tom was a model husband. Mind you, he wasn’t a working model.
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