The best marriage jokes

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: marriage
They are a fastidious couple. She’s fast and he’s hideous.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: marriage
What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband? Miss her. Pity her.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: marriage
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: marriage
An old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties and goes home to surprise her husband. When her husband comes home, she calls him into the bedroom and points to her new panties. "Hey old timer," she says, "come and get some of this!" The old man says, "Hell no, woman. It done ate a hole in your drawers!"
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Contrary to popular belief, Harry’s mother and father were married. Not to each other. But they were married.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: marriage
I had two women in my bed the other day. I got home from work and discovered my wife is having a lesbian affair.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship
Since I got married I haven’t looked at another woman. My wife put me off them.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: marriage
The old couple next door are having a ‘Football Romance’, each is waiting for the other to kick off so they can get some action.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: marriage
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