The best marriage jokes

The old couple next door are having a ‘Football Romance’, each is waiting for the other to kick off so they can get some action.
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Tom was a model husband. Mind you, he wasn’t a working model.
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Marriage is bit like having a meal at a self-service buffet: you get exactly what you want, but when you see what another man’s got on his plate you fancy a bit of that as well.
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Man to friend: ‘When did you first realise your wife had stopped loving you?’ Friend: ‘When she pushed me through the window, and wrote for an ambulance.’
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I got home and found a man in bed with my wife. I said, ‘Who said you could sleep with my wife?’ He said, ‘Everybody.’
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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 40 lb.
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I wouldn’t say she’s been married a lot but the church is trying to get her to pay for a new aisle carpet.
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My wife and I lead a quiet life. The last time we went out together was when the gas boiler exploded.
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Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: ''I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband''.
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