The best marriage jokes

Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship
Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: death, marriage
Priest to woman: ‘I don’t think you’ll ever find another man like your late husband.’ Woman: ‘Who’s going to look?’
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Since I got married I haven’t looked at another woman. My wife put me off them.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Wife to husband: ‘I need a new dress.’ Husband: ‘What’s wrong with the dress you’ve got?’ Wife: ‘It’s too long and the veil keeps getting in my eyes.’
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: marriage
He was in a position to marry anyone he pleased. Unfortunately he didn’t please anyone.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: marriage
The old couple next door are having a ‘Football Romance’, each is waiting for the other to kick off so they can get some action.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Tom was a model husband. Mind you, he wasn’t a working model.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Marriage is bit like having a meal at a self-service buffet: you get exactly what you want, but when you see what another man’s got on his plate you fancy a bit of that as well.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Man to friend: ‘When did you first realise your wife had stopped loving you?’ Friend: ‘When she pushed me through the window, and wrote for an ambulance.’
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: marriage
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