I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
He named the street he built after his wife. It was very apt, as she was cold, hard, cracked and only got ploughed around Christmas.
A man married an illiterate wife. After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe. One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him and told him the answer wasn't 8 but 44. The boy cried and reported what happened to the father, the father took him back and angrily told the wife to tell him the correct answer and the woman hurriedly say 4mutiply by 4 is it not 44. The man now calmed down and sai d u are Lucky that you got the answer if not I would have disgraced you here. I hope they are all brilliant.
I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his chequebook open.