A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
Q: What did the constipated mathematician do? A: He worked it out with a pencil!
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.