# The best math jokes

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
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Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
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There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win \$1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, "hm.. 5!" The host says "No, I'm sorry thats incorrect." All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" So the host agrees and said, "Ok how about 5 plus 5." She answers and says "20". Again all the blondes chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance." So the host agrees again and says, "OK, last chance, what is 2 plus 2." The blonde says "4!" and the audience says "Give her another chance give her another chance!"
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has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: blonde, football, math, money, stupid
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
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has 54.86 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: marriage, math, men, wedding, women
I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one. Ok wait I got 66 problems.
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Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, stupid
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: history, math, religious, school
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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has 53.78 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: game, math, soccer, sport
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, math
Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: life, love, math, nerd
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