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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
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Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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I love math - it makes people cry.
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Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
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Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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