The best math jokes

A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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has 59.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: game, math, soccer, sport
Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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has 59.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: math
Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, stupid
I love math - it makes people cry.
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: math
A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old. One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband. It says: "My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me." He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: "You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So, I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students. Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So, don't YOU wait up for ME."
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: age, college, marriage, math, wife
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
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has 57.10 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: math
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