The best math jokes

Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
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Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, "hm.. 5!" The host says "No, I'm sorry thats incorrect." All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" So the host agrees and said, "Ok how about 5 plus 5." She answers and says "20". Again all the blondes chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance." So the host agrees again and says, "OK, last chance, what is 2 plus 2." The blonde says "4!" and the audience says "Give her another chance give her another chance!"
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Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
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A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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Q: What did the constipated mathematician do? A: He worked it out with a pencil!
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Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
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I love math - it makes people cry.
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