The best math jokes

A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: death, life, math
Q: What did the constipated mathematician do? A: He worked it out with a pencil!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: math, work
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
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has 60.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: math
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
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has 59.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
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has 58.65 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: math
Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: math
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, math, school, stupid
I love math - it makes people cry.
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: death, math
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