The best math jokes

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
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has 54.44 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: marriage, math, men, wedding, women
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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has 54.18 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: game, math, soccer, sport
Old mathematicians never die - they just lose some of their functions.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: math
Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
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has 53.18 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: math
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, math
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: math, nerd
What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
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has 52.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: math
Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
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has 52.14 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: math
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
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has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: math
A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: math
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