The best math jokes

Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
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What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
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A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
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So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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