The best math jokes

A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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has 54.18 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: game, math, soccer, sport
Old mathematicians never die - they just lose some of their functions.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: math
Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
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has 53.18 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: math
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, math
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: math, nerd
What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
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has 52.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: What did the constipated mathematician do? A: He worked it out with a pencil!
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: math, work
Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
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has 52.14 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: math
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
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has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: math
A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: math
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