I love math - it makes people cry.
Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one. Ok wait I got 66 problems.
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!