The best math jokes

Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: math, nerd
A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, life, math
Old mathematicians never die - they just lose some of their functions.
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: math
What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
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has 52.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: What did the constipated mathematician do? A: He worked it out with a pencil!
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: math, work
Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
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has 52.26 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: math
Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
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has 52.14 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: math
So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
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has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, math
A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: math
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 51.75 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
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