The best math jokes

Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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has 60.60 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: math
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
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has 60.29 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: math
Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
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has 59.56 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
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has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: math
Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
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has 58.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: math
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 57.86 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
I love math - it makes people cry.
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has 57.45 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: math
I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one. Ok wait I got 66 problems.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life, math
Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: life, love, math, nerd
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