The best math jokes

Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 60.29 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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has 60.21 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: math
Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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has 60.06 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: math
Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
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has 59.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: math
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
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has 59.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: What did the constipated mathematician do? A: He worked it out with a pencil!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: math, work
The teacher asks a student "If you have $5 and billy takes $3, how much do you have left?" The student replies "Not enough for fucking lunch and billy ain't gonna have no got damn teeth left stealing my 3 dollars."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: math, money, student, teacher, vulgar
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