The best math jokes

Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
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has 59.12 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, math, nerd, vulgar
DEPT OF STATISTICS: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve. DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind. DEPT OF HISTORY: All students get the same grade they got last year. DEPT OF RELIGION: Grade is determined by God. DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY: What is a grade? LAW SCHOOL: Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A. DEPT OF MATHEMATICS: Grades are variable. DEPT OF LOGIC: If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A. DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE: Random number generator determines grade. MUSIC DEPARTMENT: Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively). DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION: Everybody gets an A.
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has 58.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: history, math, religious, school
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
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has 58.55 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, school, student, teacher
Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
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has 58.32 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: math
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
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has 57.70 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: math
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 57.35 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
I love math - it makes people cry.
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has 57.10 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: math
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 56.45 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one. Ok wait I got 66 problems.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: life, math
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
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has 56.10 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: math
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