Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
Q: What did the constipated mathematician do? A: He worked it out with a pencil!
The teacher asks a student "If you have $5 and billy takes $3, how much do you have left?" The student replies "Not enough for fucking lunch and billy ain't gonna have no got damn teeth left stealing my 3 dollars."