The best math jokes

Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
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has 62.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, school, student, teacher
Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
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has 62.32 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: math
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 61.48 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
DEPT OF STATISTICS: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve. DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind. DEPT OF HISTORY: All students get the same grade they got last year. DEPT OF RELIGION: Grade is determined by God. DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY: What is a grade? LAW SCHOOL: Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A. DEPT OF MATHEMATICS: Grades are variable. DEPT OF LOGIC: If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A. DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE: Random number generator determines grade. MUSIC DEPARTMENT: Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively). DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION: Everybody gets an A.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: history, math, religious, school
What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: accountant, light bulb, math, work
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, stupid
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