What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one. Ok wait I got 66 problems.
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.