The best math jokes

Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
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has 58.81 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: math
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
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has 58.55 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, school, student, teacher
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
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has 58.14 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: math
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 57.35 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
I love math - it makes people cry.
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has 57.10 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: math
Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, math, nerd, vulgar
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 56.83 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
Q: What did the constipated mathematician do? A: He worked it out with a pencil!
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: math, work
Teacher: "How much is half of 8?" Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?" Teacher: "What do you mean?" Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"
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has 56.24 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, math
I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one. Ok wait I got 66 problems.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: life, math
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