The best math jokes

What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: math
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
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has 60.29 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: math
Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
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has 59.46 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: math
A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, math
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 58.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
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has 58.16 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: math
I love math - it makes people cry.
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: math
I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one. Ok wait I got 66 problems.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: life, math
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
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