The best math jokes

Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: accountant, light bulb, math, work
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, math, stupid, work
What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: math
A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: death, life, math
DEPT OF STATISTICS: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve. DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind. DEPT OF HISTORY: All students get the same grade they got last year. DEPT OF RELIGION: Grade is determined by God. DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY: What is a grade? LAW SCHOOL: Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A. DEPT OF MATHEMATICS: Grades are variable. DEPT OF LOGIC: If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A. DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE: Random number generator determines grade. MUSIC DEPARTMENT: Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively). DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION: Everybody gets an A.
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has 60.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: history, math, religious, school
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 59.85 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
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has 59.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: math
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