Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
I love math - it makes people cry.