Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one. Ok wait I got 66 problems.
Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE