The best math jokes

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.
has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math
I came here to do 2 things: work on my math skills.
has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: math, work
An engineer and a physicist are in a hot-air balloon. After a few hours they lose track of where they are and descend to get directions. They yell to a jogger, "Hey, can you tell us where we're at?" After a few moments the jogger responds, "You're in a hot-air balloon." The engineer says, "You must be a mathematician." The jogger, shocked, responds, "yeah, how did you know I was a mathematician?" "Because, it took you far too long to come up with your answer, it was 100% correct, and it was completely useless."
has 73.60 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: math, science
The teacher asked Willy, "If you have seven cookies and Billy asks you for three, how many cookies have been left with you?" Willy immediately answered, "Seven!"
has 73.41 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: math, school, teacher
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
has 73.12 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: geek, life, math, science
What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
has 72.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
Teacher: Your behaviour reminds me of square root of 2? Student: Why? Teacher: Because its’ completely irrational.
has 72.59 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: math
A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions. On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 59 + 2?" The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "57?" The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" Then they asked, "What is 15 - 5?" The blonde responded, "20, right?" Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1 + 2?" "Is it 3?" said the blonde. The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
has 72.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math
Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: "Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch!" Johnny shouted his mother "Watch your language! You're not allowed to use the swearwords." But, Mom, replied the boy, "That's what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it." Next day Johnny's mother went right into the classroom to complain. "Oh, heavens" said the teacher. "That's not what I taught them. They're supposed to say, 'Two plus two, the sum of which is four."
has 72.46 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, math, teacher, vulgar
If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.
has 72.27 % from 503 votes. More jokes about: math
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