# The best math jokes

Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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has 66.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: geek, hunting, math, nerd, science
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
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has 66.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: math, mean, school
A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ? The logician replies: "yes".
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has 66.15 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: baby, dad, doctor, math, wife
There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
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has 66.15 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: math
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
A guy is flying in a hot air balloon and he's lost. So he lowers himself over a field and shouts to a guy on the ground:"Can you tell me where I am, and which way I'm headed?" "Sure! You're at 43 degrees, 12 minutes, 21.2 seconds north; 123 degrees, 8 minutes, 12.8 seconds west. You're at 212 meters above sea level. Right now, you're hovering, but on your way in here you were at a speed of 1.83 meters per second at 1.929 radians" "Thanks! By the way, are you a statistician?" "I am! But how did you know?" "Everything you've told me is completely accurate; you gave me more detail than I needed, and you told me in such a way that it's no use to me at all!" "Dang! By the way, are you a principal investigator?" "Geeze! How'd you know that?" "You don't know where you are, you don't know where you're going. You got where you are by blowing hot air, you start asking questions after you get into trouble, and you're in exactly the same spot you were a few minutes ago, but now, somehow, it's my fault!"
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has 65.93 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: math
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
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has 64.63 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: math
How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
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has 64.29 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: accountant, light bulb, math, work
Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?" Little Johnny: "11" Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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has 63.76 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, math, stupid, teacher
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