The best math jokes

Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8? Student: Miss horizontally or vertically? Teacher: What do mean? Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
has 69.63 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: math, student, teacher
Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: accountant, light bulb, math, work
Two statisticians go bird hunting. The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet. The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet. They both give each other a high-five and say "Got it!"
has 69.12 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: math
Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
has 69.11 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: math, women
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
has 68.86 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: math, racist
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11
has 68.79 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, phone
A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ? The logician replies: "yes".
has 68.67 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: baby, dad, doctor, math, wife
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
has 68.44 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, geek, math
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black." "No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears black from here."
has 68.38 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
has 68.28 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: math
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