The best math jokes

Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
has 68.93 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: geek, hunting, math, nerd, science
A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ? The logician replies: "yes".
has 68.77 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: baby, dad, doctor, math, wife
Two statisticians go bird hunting. The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet. The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet. They both give each other a high-five and say "Got it!"
has 68.77 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: math
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
has 68.76 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, geek, math
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11
has 68.73 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, phone
Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?" Little Johnny: "11" Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
has 68.53 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, math, stupid, teacher
Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
has 68.53 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: math, women
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black." "No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears black from here."
has 68.38 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
has 68.05 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: math
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
has 68.01 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: geek, god, math, science
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