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Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
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has 69.30 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: geek, hunting, math, nerd, science
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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has 69.06 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, geek, math
Two statisticians go bird hunting. The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet. The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet. They both give each other a high-five and say "Got it!"
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has 68.91 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: math
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black." "No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears black from here."
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has 68.85 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ? The logician replies: "yes".
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has 68.77 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: baby, dad, doctor, math, wife
Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
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has 68.53 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: math, women
Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?" Little Johnny: "11" Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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has 68.46 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, math, stupid, teacher
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11
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has 68.43 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, phone
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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has 68.01 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: geek, god, math, science
A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was also delighted. "Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister. "No," replied the statistician. "Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."
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has 67.79 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: math
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