The best math jokes

Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?" Little Johnny: "11" Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
has 70.13 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, math, stupid, teacher
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
has 70.03 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, food, math
Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
has 69.99 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: math, women
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
has 69.91 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: math, racist
Teacher: "Are you good at math?" Pupil: "Yes and no." Teacher: "What do you mean?" Pupil: "Yes, I'm no good at math!"
has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: math, school, teacher
Math tells us three of the saddnest love stories: 1)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever. 2)Parallel lines who were never meant to meet. 3)Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
has 69.67 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: math
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: geek, god, math, science
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11
has 69.30 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, phone
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," was his reply. The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?" "Nine," says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?" "Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: doctor, math, old people
Two statisticians go bird hunting. The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet. The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet. They both give each other a high-five and say "Got it!"
has 69.27 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: math
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