The best math jokes

Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
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has 68.93 % from 324 votes. More jokes about: math, racist
Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
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has 68.65 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: math, women
Two statisticians go bird hunting. The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet. The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet. They both give each other a high-five and say "Got it!"
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has 68.56 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: math
A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ? The logician replies: "yes".
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has 68.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: baby, dad, doctor, math, wife
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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has 68.25 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, geek, math
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11
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has 67.91 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, phone
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, math, stupid, work
A blonde desserts her home town out of shame, and colors her hair brown. She drives past a farm and sees all the sheep. She goes up to the farmer and ask, "If I guess how many sheep you have can I have one?" The farmer nodded. She continued. "159" The farmer is surprised. "How did you know?" "Lucky guess" She grabs one and gets in her car. The farmer comes up and says, "If I can guess your real hair color can I get my dog back?"
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has 67.76 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, dog, math, money
There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, work
Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?" Little Johnny: "11" Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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has 67.69 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, math, stupid, teacher
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