Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10. And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10". The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"