Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"