The best math jokes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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has 61.43 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: math
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
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has 61.40 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: business, life, math, time, women
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
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has 61.29 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
Dear Maths, Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
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has 60.60 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
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has 60.50 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: math
Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
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has 60.06 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
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has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: math
George and Harry out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean. After 37 hours in the air, George says "Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are". Harry let's out some of the hot air in the balloon, and the balloon descends to below the cloud cover. George says, "I still can't tell where we are, let's ask that guy on the ground". So Harry yells down at the man "Hey, could you tell us where we are?" The man on the ground yells back "You're in a balloon, 100 feet up in the air". George turns to Harry and says "That man must be a lawyer". And Harry says "How can you tell?". George says "Because the advice he gave us is 100% accurate and totally useless". That's the end of the Joke, but for you people who are still worried about George and Harry: They end up in the drink, and make the front page of the New York Times: "Balloonists Soaked by Lawyer".
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, math, science, time, travel
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, math