The best math jokes

Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: math
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, math
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
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has 62.97 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, nerd
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
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has 62.75 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: math
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
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has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, school, student, teacher
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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has 62.37 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: math, phone, relationship, student
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
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has 61.40 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: math