The best math jokes

I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, math, stupid, work
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
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has 62.65 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 62.37 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
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has 61.94 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, school, student, teacher
Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
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has 61.86 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
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has 61.44 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, nerd
What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: math