The best math jokes

Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
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has 63.16 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, school, student, teacher
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
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has 62.76 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, nerd
Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
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has 62.04 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: math
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
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has 61.31 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: math
Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, math, nerd, vulgar