Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.