The best math jokes

Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, nerd
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: business, life, math, time, women
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: math
Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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has 63.54 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: math
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
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has 63.29 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, math, stupid, work
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
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has 63.13 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: math
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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has 63.13 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: math, phone, relationship, student
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
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has 62.69 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: math