Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!