I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"