2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Q: How do mathematicians induce good behavior in their children? A: "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.