The best math jokes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
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"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
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What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
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Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
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How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
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