The best math jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
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has 66.14 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: How do mathematicians induce good behavior in their children? A: "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: math
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
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has 64.84 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: math
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, math
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
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has 64.79 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: math
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
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has 64.65 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: math
How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
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has 64.54 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: math