The best math jokes

Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: life, love, math, nerd
How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
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has 64.53 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, work
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
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has 63.48 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: math
Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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has 63.41 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: math
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
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has 63.41 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: math
What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
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has 63.10 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: math