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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Q: How do mathematicians induce good behavior in their children? A: "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
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"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
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There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
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...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
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Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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