Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can’t sit down! An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That’s not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys