The best math jokes

2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: How do mathematicians induce good behavior in their children? A: "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
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has 65.83 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: math
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, math, stupid, work
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
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has 64.81 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: math
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, math
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
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has 64.79 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: math