The best math jokes

Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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has 63.67 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, nerd
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: geek, god, math, science
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
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has 63.05 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: math
Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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has 62.84 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: math
What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
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has 62.45 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
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has 62.06 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: math
A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says: "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature. "What else do you have?" asks the student. "Well I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist. The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student asks: "Do you have a pill for math?" The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back to the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plonks it on the counter. "I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student. The pharmacist replies, "Well you know math always was a little hard to swallow."
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has 62.06 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: history, math, school
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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has 61.75 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: math, phone, relationship, student
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 61.56 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama