The best math jokes

"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
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has 65.74 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: math
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: business, life, math, time, women
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can’t sit down! An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That’s not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: math, school, teacher
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
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has 64.75 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: math
How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
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has 64.34 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: math
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
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has 64.09 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: math
What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
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has 63.87 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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has 63.40 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: math