The best math jokes

I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, math, stupid, work
What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
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has 65.05 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: math
There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, work
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
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has 64.73 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: math
How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
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has 64.70 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
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has 64.52 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: math
Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, math, nerd, vulgar
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
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has 64.37 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: math
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, math
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, math