The best math jokes

Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
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Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, math, nerd, vulgar
How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
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has 64.51 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: math
What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
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has 64.42 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: math
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, math
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: math
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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has 64.18 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: math, phone, relationship, student
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
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has 64.05 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: math
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, math, stupid, work
Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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has 63.42 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: math