The best math jokes

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
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There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: accountant, math, work
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: math
How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
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has 64.33 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
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has 63.83 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: math
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can’t sit down! An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That’s not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: math, school, teacher
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, math
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
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has 63.41 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: math
Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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has 63.15 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: math