Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke? A: Probably...
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
Equation Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
...and then the devil said, "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."
What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.