The best jokes about men

What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men, women
A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: car, couple, men
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
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has 50.59 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Two hunters shot a deer, and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because the other legs kept snagging in the brush. "Chet, I've got an idea, I think we are doing this wrong. Let's try dragging him by the horns, like we were advised by the ammo-store salesman." "OK," says Ivan. After a while, Ivan says, "I think this is a lot better because his legs fold up and don't get caught in the brush, but we seem to be getting farther from the car."
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, men, sex
Ones the bus was full of people. A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him, he smiled, she did so, he told her get off at the next station, she did, he took her place.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like.....Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, money
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, women
They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
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