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If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
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What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
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Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
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What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
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Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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How are men like diplomas? You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.
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How do you know if your man is dead? The sex is the same, but there's less ironing.
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How is a man like a microwave oven? Just another thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.
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