The best jokes about men

It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beer, men
Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: car, couple, men
What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: men
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
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has 49.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: men
A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste... All of a sudden the salesman asks her: "You're single, aren't you?" A bit surprised woman smiles and answers: "That's right, but how did you guessed that?" "Because you're so ugly."
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
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