The best jokes about men

Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: easter, life, men, money, Santa
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
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has 51.11 % from 271 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, food, men
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: car, couple, men
"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like.....Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, money
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, women
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