Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill?
A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
"What is the thickest book in the world?
What Men Think They Know About Women."
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
Vote:
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.