The best jokes about men

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
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What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
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What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.
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''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
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Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature.
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This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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