The best jokes about men

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: business, men
What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
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Men are like buses. They have spare tires and smell funny.
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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions!
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10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: men, mother in law, music, sex
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, women
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
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