What do you call a woman that works like a man?? Lazy.
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.