The best jokes about men

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, women
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, men
Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: holiday, men
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how... An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. As smart as bait. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Forgot to pay his brain bill. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. If he had another brain, it would be lonely. Missing a few buttons on his remote control. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Receiver is off the hook. Surfing in Nebraska. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers short of a six-pack. A few peas short of a casserole. The cheese slid off his cracker. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Man: Great idea, bad design.
has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
has 31.93 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: men, mother in law, music, sex
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, men
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
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