The best jokes about men

What do you call a woman that works like a man?? Lazy.
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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
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John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
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What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
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If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
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One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
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What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
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Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
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