Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.
''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature.
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.