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Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.
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Men are like guns. Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
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Men are like buses. They have spare tires and smell funny.
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?
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A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island. The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts. The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!" He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated. Everybody looks at him cross. Then they kick him off the island.
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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
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What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
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