Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.
''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any.