Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.
Did you hear about the man who got a vasectomy at Sears?
Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.
Men come in three sizes:
Small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss!