The best jokes about men

10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, time, women
What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.
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Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature.
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Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, men
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: heaven, men
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fart, men
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, men, women
Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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