The best jokes about men

What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
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What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.
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''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
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Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature.
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Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any.
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