10 things men don't say
1)Let's watch Lifetime.
2)Sex is overrated.
3)I don't want to go too far on the first date.
4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you.
5)Don't we owe your mother a visit?
6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down.
7)Dessert goes right to my hips.
8)I hate when I miss Oprah.
9)Does this suit make me look fat?
10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
Vote:
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?
It ends up in his mouth.
Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.