The best jokes about men

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, women
10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
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has 31.08 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: men, mother in law, music, sex
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, time, women
What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, men
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: heaven, men
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