The best jokes about men

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.
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Men are like buses. They have spare tires and smell funny.
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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions!
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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
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What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
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What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.
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''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
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Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature.
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Men are like.....Lawn Mowers. If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
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Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, men, women
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