The best jokes about men

Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature.
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Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any.
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Did you hear about the man who got a vasectomy at Sears? Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up.
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How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger between his neck and the noose.
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Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss!
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