The best jokes about men

Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any.
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What do you call a woman that works like a man?? Lazy.
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Did you hear about the man who got a vasectomy at Sears? Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up.
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Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
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What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
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Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss!
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Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, if there is anybody here who is feeling, worried, nervous or apprehensive it is probably because you just married John.
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How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
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