Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!