The best jokes about men

Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
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Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
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John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
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What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
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If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
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A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
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Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
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