Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?
It ends up in his mouth.
''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.