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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, if there is anybody here who is feeling, worried, nervous or apprehensive it is probably because you just married John.
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What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? I don't know, I've never seen either one.
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Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
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How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
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How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.
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Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
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