What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.
Men are like buses.
They have spare tires and smell funny.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions!
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?
It ends up in his mouth.
Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature.
Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!