The best money jokes

They say about money that you can’t take it with you. I can’t even afford to go.
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Two elderly gin-soaked colonels are sitting at the bar of their club. ‘Lend me a tenner for a month, old boy,’ says one. ‘What does a month-old boy want a tenner for?’ asks the other.
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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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has 40.65 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 40.50 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
Getting money out of my father was like taking candy from a baby. He used to scream and cry like hell.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble." "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake." "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: college, dad, money
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar. As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him. The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, “You sure are mean when you’re drunk, Superman.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, death, drunk, money
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank!
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: money
I’ve just come into some money. I wonder if they’ll still accept it at the shop?
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