The best money jokes

Why is money green? Because people usually pick it before it's ripe!
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I make money the old-fashioned way. My salary is the same as it was ten years ago
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A couple are arguing over money. ‘Do you know,’ says the man. ‘If it weren’t for my money this house wouldn’t be here at all.’ ‘Yes,’ says his wife. ‘And if it weren’t for your money neither would I.’
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Many people get valuable furniture on hire purchase, it’s not that expensive when they buy it, but by the time it’s paid for they’re usually antiques.
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What’s the difference between an insurance company actuary and a Mafia actuary? An insurance company actuary can tell you how many people will die this year, a Mafia actuary can name them.
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He was so poor he didn’t even get a yo-yo for Christmas. His parents could only afford a yo.
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We were so poor our mother would send us out with a shopping list to chase the garbage truck.
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‘We were kind of poor and my mother hated to spend a nickel on herself, so she bought most of her things in an army surplus store. She was the only woman in Cleveland wearing khaki lipstick.’ Bob Hope
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Last year I told the kids there was no Father Christmas, this year I’m telling the wife.
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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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