The best money jokes

Last year I told the kids there was no Father Christmas, this year I’m telling the wife.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: money
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: football, money, sport
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents."
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, money
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "Can you tell me how much you charge?" asked the client. "Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!" "Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?" "Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money
Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
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has 28.06 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: money
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: money
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