The best money jokes

What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
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What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.
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Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"
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has 27.66 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: money, redneck, time
The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: money
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
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‘He’s spending a year dead for tax purposes.’ Douglas Adams
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A husband gives his wife a complete mink outfit for her birthday – a 12-bore shotgun and some traps.
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A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking. "You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have." The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?" The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, money
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?
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One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road.' 'Why don't you look for it there?' 'Because the light's better here!'
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