The best sport jokes

During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"
has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: bible, sport
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."
has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, football, game, sport
Two NBA basketball referees were walking through the countryside and they noticed some tracks. The first said, "Deer tracks?" "No," replied the second, "Bear tracks." The conversation ended abruptly when the train hit them.
has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
has 64.25 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: music, sport
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: golf, men, sport, winter, women
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
has 63.98 % from 835 votes. More jokes about: black people, college, school, sport
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: "I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up." When he returned he said: "I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress." The second man said: "I'll walk up to them and hurry them up." He came back and said: "We both have the same problem.”
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
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