The best sport jokes

Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a Prostitute on a football field? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, football, sport
During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: sport
A man is participating in a golf tournament. He was left to golf with just his caddy. On his tee-off, the golfer's ball lands in a patch of buttercups. The caddy tells the golfer he can take the ball onto the course, and he won't take a one stroke penalty. However, the golfer refuses and takes the ball out of the buttercups and takes the stroke penalty. Suddenly, Mother Nature appears. "What you just did was amazing. I am so proud that you enjoy nature and all of its beauty. For your reward, I will give you a lifetime supply of butter." "Thanks," says the man. "But where were you last week when my ball landed in the pussywillows?"
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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has 63.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: music, sport
Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A:Santa stops after three hos.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
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