The best sport jokes

Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, sport
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
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has 64.09 % from 823 votes. More jokes about: black people, college, school, sport
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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has 63.83 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sport
During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: sport
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A:Santa stops after three hos.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island. The redhead swims half way and drowns. The brunette swims half way and drowns too. The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
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has 63.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, redneck, sport, stupid
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college president, "you already make more than the entire History department." "Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look." He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered. Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath. "You're not there, sir," he reported. "Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the president, scratching his head. "I would have phoned."
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: history, sport
A couple of years ago the english national team was about to start training in preparation for an important qualifying match when the manager at the time, Sven-Goran Eriksson, discovered a big turd in one of the penalty areas on the practice pitch. Ok boys, he said, who's shit on the ground? Emile Heskey replied: "Me coach, but I'm good in the air!"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: soccer, sport
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