The best sport jokes

Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
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has 64.41 % from 410 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
Two NBA basketball referees were walking through the countryside and they noticed some tracks. The first said, "Deer tracks?" "No," replied the second, "Bear tracks." The conversation ended abruptly when the train hit them.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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has 64.25 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: music, sport
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: golf, men, sport, winter, women
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
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has 64.02 % from 836 votes. More jokes about: black people, college, school, sport
Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: family, football, geography, management, sport
Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: "I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up." When he returned he said: "I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress." The second man said: "I'll walk up to them and hurry them up." He came back and said: "We both have the same problem.”
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island. The redhead swims half way and drowns. The brunette swims half way and drowns too. The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
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has 63.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, redneck, sport, stupid
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