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During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"
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Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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has 63.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: music, sport
Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A:Santa stops after three hos.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, football, game, sport
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college president, "you already make more than the entire History department." "Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look." He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered. Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath. "You're not there, sir," he reported. "Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the president, scratching his head. "I would have phoned."
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: history, sport
A couple of years ago the english national team was about to start training in preparation for an important qualifying match when the manager at the time, Sven-Goran Eriksson, discovered a big turd in one of the penalty areas on the practice pitch. Ok boys, he said, who's shit on the ground? Emile Heskey replied: "Me coach, but I'm good in the air!"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: soccer, sport
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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has 63.13 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sport
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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