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Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano? His undertaker. Golf
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Why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers? In case they get a hole in one!
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Why is basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
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The wife of a boxer wakes up because of the sounds that come from the dining room. She wakes her husband up: Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...
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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section -- but he didn't care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better. He finds this seat toward the front and he asks the guy next to it whether anyone is sitting there. The guy replies, "No, because my wife just died." "Well," says the first man, "why didn't you just bring a friend or relative?" The guy replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."
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Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. Squash
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Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb? A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.
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My dad is really annoyed, I had the TV on and he accidentally saw the entire football match – he’d just wanted to watch the results on the news.
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Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with disappointments.
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