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They presented him with a cup when he was a boxer. It was to keep his teeth in.
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I’ve got nothing against watching a darts match. I just wish my IQ were low enough to enjoy it.
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What do you get if you cross a football team and an ice cream? Aston Vanilla.
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Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano? His undertaker. Golf
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Why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers? In case they get a hole in one!
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Why is basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
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After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" "Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked. "Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?" The golfer thought it over carefully and responded... "I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."
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Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."
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The boxer fells down in the fourth round. The referee starts counting. Billy’s grandmother gets up on her legs from the first row and screams: Stop counting for nothing, he won’t get up! I know him from the buss...
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The wife of a boxer wakes up because of the sounds that come from the dining room. She wakes her husband up: Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...
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