The best sport jokes

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: football, money, sport
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered. But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
I thought I told you to lose weight. Says the coach. What happened to your three week diet that I told you to keep? Well, I finished it in three days!
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why did the captain lose the yacht race? He found himself in a no-wind situation.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section -- but he didn't care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better. He finds this seat toward the front and he asks the guy next to it whether anyone is sitting there. The guy replies, "No, because my wife just died." "Well," says the first man, "why didn't you just bring a friend or relative?" The guy replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: death, funeral, sport, wife
Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. Squash
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: sport
A man takes a beautiful blonde to his apartment. They're kissing in the elevator when she feels something in his pocket. "What is that?" she asks. "Those are my golf balls." "Is that like tennis elbow?"
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: sport
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: sport
There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: sport
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