The best sport jokes

What’s the hardest thing about learning to ice skate? The ice.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: sport
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" "Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked. "Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?" The golfer thought it over carefully and responded... "I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: cop, game, golf, sport
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!" But the man protested and replied: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: dog, game, sport
I thought I told you to lose weight. Says the coach. What happened to your three week diet that I told you to keep? Well, I finished it in three days!
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The man says, "Will you buy booze?" The bum says, "No." The man says, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum says, "No." So the man says, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: sport
A man takes a beautiful blonde to his apartment. They're kissing in the elevator when she feels something in his pocket. "What is that?" she asks. "Those are my golf balls." "Is that like tennis elbow?"
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: sport
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: sport
There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
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A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered. But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
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