The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
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Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
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Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
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Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
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Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
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