Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.