Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Your momma so fat...
All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.