The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, fart, science, Yo mama
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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