Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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