Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.