Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.