The best Yo mama jokes

Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, school, stupid, teacher, Yo mama
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
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