The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: cop, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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