Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.