The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
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