The best Yo mama jokes

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
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Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
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Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
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