The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!

Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.

"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"

Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.