Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!