Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.