Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.