Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.