Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.