The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
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Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
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Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
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Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
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Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
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Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
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Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
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