Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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